You know a lot of people call their change of life a “transition”, but I like to call mine a “metamorphosis.” My metamorphosis began in June of 2009. Life was completely inefficient for me, it wasn’t bad, but I wasn’t doing nearly as well as I needed it to. I was small, I wore the status quo’s clothes and I was not a living example of the change in the world I wished to see. So, I began to look at myself and rearranged into what is the now viewed William Haynes. I created the bow tie, the sweater and the all around McAwesomeness I try to provide to the world daily. I constantly look back at myself before that time and I always despise what I remember. There are many times where I wish I could go back and slap the ignorance off of my unenlightened past life. I was a shame to look at and sometimes I can’t bare the thought of my unintelligent past. Not that I’ve gotten THAT much smarter, but I like to believe there are significant changes. But I feel this process was a good process that should reoccur for me often. So, hopefully this years metamorphosis will be a giant leap towards the man I need to be soon.





